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What are your top ten favorite songs of all time and who are they by?

  • Posted on February 28, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Mine are:
1 Even Flow- Pearl Jam
2 Bullet With Butterfly- Smashing Pumpkins
3 Jane Says- Jane’s Addiction
4 Possum Kingdom- Toadies
5 Pink- Aerosmith
6 Daughter- Pearl Jam
7 Black- Pearl Jam
8 Counting Blue Cars- Dishwalla
9 The Remedy- Seether
10 The Red- Chevelle

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My daughter is heading down the wrong direction and I wanted to know any advise on some ways to correct this?

  • Posted on February 28, 2011 at 5:22 pm

My 16 yr old daughter has recently become very defiant and seems to think that she does not have to listen to us. I am aware that she is also starting to experient with drinking and weed. The last couple weeks she has cuzzed at her parents and will not listen. My wife and I will usally take away something as her consiquence( no phone, lighter curfew, no driving, etc) as a way to show her that her actions is not acceptable, We have asked her many times why she is acting this way and her reasons thus far have been invalid. I don’t want her to end up going down the wrong path, and i am thinking that a behavior camp might be the ticket as this may give her a wake up call. As of now my daughter thinks she can just run the house and the tension has become a problem with my wife and our 10 yr old daughter, I just had to file a runaway report- good news is we have located her at her friends house, however her attitude is very dis-respectful. Any advise?????

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My 5 years olds family??? help?

  • Posted on February 28, 2011 at 5:21 pm

So i got pregnant when i was 18 by my BF at the time, long story short he was a junky and passed away of a heroin overdose when she was 1 1/2 old. she was always my priority in everything i do, and still is. i never brought guys that i dated around her till now, i met the man i’m engaged to about 3 years ago now, where getting married in Nov 2009, she was about 3 yrs old when she met him, and they both look more alike than her and i. i know crazy huh? anyways she has no idea that he is not her dad, he treats her as if she is his, supports her financially, mentally, physically, ect. we added another addition to the family another girl who she loves and adores, she’s a wonderful big sister. the problem i have is with her “real dads” family, he has 5 brothers, and obviously their mother, my daughters grandma. at first they supported my relationship, and then they where threatened by it, and telling my 3 yr old at the time, that he wasn’t her dad, ect. showing her pictures of her “real dad” whom she has no clue about. it’s been 2 1/2 years now, and i will not let her go anywhere with them by herself, the grandmother is very controlling and likes to put her 2 sense in where it’s not needed or asked. i’m almost to the point where i just want to cut all ties with them, they cause problems with my daughter and her security, and also my relationship, it’s very hard for my fiancee to continue to be her DAD, when she comes home and says hurtful things that they tell my daughter, and when her behavior changes so radically. am i doing the right thing by not letting them see her? or will she hate me later for keeping her from them?
Thank you so much for the positive feed back, yes i do plan on telling her about what happened if she ever ask, but i feel like that is my responsibility, and no one else’s, i also feel like there’s an appropriate age to do that, and 5 yrs old isn’t that age.
I HAVE ONE MORE ??? CAN THE GRANDPARENTS TAKE ME TO COURT FOR GRANDPARENTAL RIGHTS? I LIVE IN CA? ALSO I’VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR TO THEM THAT THEY CAN COME OVER OUR HOUSE WHEN THEY WANT TO, I JUST WILL NOT LET THEM HAVE HER ALONE, I DON’T TRUST WHAT THEY WILL SAY TO HER??

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this is really not so funny, but star if you like it?

  • Posted on February 28, 2011 at 1:21 pm

One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.”

His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.”

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.

Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:

Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don’t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.

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My 16 year old daughter is dating a 19 year old neo-nazi white supremacist! how do we get her to leave him?

  • Posted on February 28, 2011 at 2:20 am

How do we get her to leave this guy? He has a swastika tattooed on the back of his head and he and his brother still live with their mom and sell meth outta his basement! she’s considering dropping out of high school for him. They are already having sex (nothing we can do about that) and I’m scared that they might get her pregnant since we forbid her from using condoms in order to sway her form having sex. it seems useless now. what do we do? she won’t listen to us!

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