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Did Palin destroy the Republicans ‘family values ‘ principal they use to believe in?

  • Posted on January 18, 2011 at 4:21 am

Palin having an unmarried pregnant daughter and rumors of her son’s drug addiction plus her mentor that believed in witches,did that take away the “family values” Republicans used as their mainstay?

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Can you believe this nonsense?

  • Posted on November 7, 2010 at 11:23 pm

Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of w oo d at a ll times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there
any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mothe r mus t be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that t he y had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

No problem. Any time )O(*Jene..!
I’m happy to be able to entertaine you guys a little bit on this boring Wednesday afternoon. – Have good laugh!

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I believe that my daughter is using cocaine. I have evidence of this in her room .?

  • Posted on August 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm

(razor blades with white residue, straws) She has lost weight and has no appetite. I asked her probation officer to test her and he gave her an EMIT test and she PASSED! How is this possible? I have researched this and found nothing. Can anyone help?

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i believe my 22 year old daughter is abusing meth, or some stimulant. what’s the best way to approach her?

  • Posted on July 29, 2010 at 9:20 am

she has recently left her boyfriend and moved in with me. i am afraid to alienate her…do not know how to approach the subject. any suggestions?

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