Me and my buddy go to open mic night at a bar. My buddy plays on stage with his band. There is a girl that couldn’t be older than 15 who gets up and plays. She is amazing but you get the impression that she is very very very shy and something is wrong with her, she seems very very very self conscious. I work with a lot of girls her age at my family’s business.
Fast forward, a dude in the audience is obliterated. It turns out to be her dad, he is screaming and acting like a moron. He is so drunk the drunk people are avoiding him. She seems embarrassed and finally she says she has to finish cause in her words “my dad is very intoxicated.” Apparently this retard was chaperoning his underage daughter into a bar.
The place closes up and she walks out the door with her dad. I see her dad go to get into the drivers seat and I start walking towards them. I was going to physically stop him from driving if need be. I don’t know if it was the look on my face, the buzzed haircut or the fact I was sober or what but I think he thought I was an off duty cop. Not much gets me to intervene but drunk driving does. He thankfully switched places with his daughter so she could drive. I thought to myself well maybe she has a drivers license but she looks young.
I get in my car and drive away back to my home in a different town. We followed them for quite a while cause apparently they are from my town. From her horrible driving it was obvious she had no license and and she was like fifteen. If I was in a patrol car I would have pulled them over and knowing the circumstance I would have given the father a good Arkansas gravel bath and a hickory shampoo. Stuff like that makes me crazy.
