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I knew Wal Mart had everything but did you know they had this?

  • Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:21 pm

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him:
> >> “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
> >>
> >>
> >> “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies
> >>
> >>
> >> “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
> >> sample
> >> and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it.
> >>
> >>
> >> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars – Alot cheaper than a doctor.”
> >>
> >>
> >> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
> >> Wal-Mart.
> >>
> >>
> >> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
> >> urine
> >> sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
> >>
> >>
> >> Ten 20seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> >>
> >>
> >> “You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> >> activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
> >> Wal-Mart.”
> >>
> >>
> >> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
> >> began
> >> wondering if the computer could be fooled.
> >>
> >>
> >> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
> >> his
> >> wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.
> >>
> >>
> >> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
> >> dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> >>
> >>
> >> The computer prints the following:
> >>
> >>
> >> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> >> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> >> (Aisle 7)
> >> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> >> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
> >> 5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> >> better!
> >>
> >>
> >> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
> >>
> >>

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I never knew love like this?

  • Posted on April 8, 2011 at 9:20 am

So I have never wrote to something like this. i dont know what all to say. I think i am looking for someone to explain to me or talk to me about this. So let me just say where i am from. I am 55 years old okay. i live in the inland empire of southern California. This is where i grew up. Im just what you would call your typical loser. I think every cop in victorville remembers me. or maybe they heard of me. In the 70s I was arrested so many times. Everytime I would get out of jail i would laugh at how stupid the cops are. They couldnt make nothing stick on me. i could sell quarter bags under there nose but get away with it. But in the 80s I did spend time for a bunch of stuff. My daughter was born and I never really got to know her. I didnt care because her mom was a looser like me. But let me tell you what happened. In 2005 my daughter had a baby and the hospital called me. They were going to put her in cps because my daughter testes positive for meth so they asked if I can take my grandaughter. I took her and my life is never been the same. once I held McKenzie she stoled my heart. everything about life is not the same. this is my life now forever. i never did shit again and told everyone who does shit to stay away from me. i love this girl with my heart. i used to feed her and change her and hold her. She stold my heart. nothing nothing nothing about life matters now. i got a job and my duaghter moved in with me. she has McKenzie in the day time and i have her at night. now McKenzie is 5 and she talks and plays and is in school. how can one person take tour heartt away like this. all I want in life is her. she is so everyhing to me that I never knew i could love someone like this. i am so sorry for all my life i wasted. all i want is to be a good person to her. do you guys understnad this?

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if you knew someone who did drugs while they were pregnant what should you do?

  • Posted on March 9, 2011 at 4:20 pm

one of my neighbors told me she did meth and smoked cigarettes for 6 months of her pregnancy, she no longer ueses, and she seems to think that it was no big deal her daughter is now 3 years old i have noticed she doesn’t talk as well as other kids her age and she seems to be lets just say a little slow….she is now pregnant with her second child she is still smoking cigarettes… what do you think? what should i do/ or shoulkd i do nothing?

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would you buy a house if you knew the next door neighbor had been arrested for drugs and stealing?

  • Posted on October 29, 2010 at 9:20 am

apparently he’s been arrested alot, maybe even has a meth lab. also i have a 5 month old daughter.

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