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how do I know if im really crazy?

  • Posted on May 15, 2011 at 6:20 pm

(real life) first hubby almost killed our daughter she was taken by state I was eighteen I turned him in. I was was taken from my mother at age of eleven she is a paraniod scitsophrinic but I still maintain contact with her.second hubby (is) a bi transvestite who desires the same (but hes not gay)but i did have to wonderful twin daughters by him . third hubby I think is meth addict . do I have the right to be depressed for a while or what? Oh ya and third hubby found him wearing polish to whats up?
im sick of being told im crazy because I dont trust and analize everything now days this stuff does not do a body good
my twins are 23 now and they are great young women

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I knew Wal Mart had everything but did you know they had this?

  • Posted on May 12, 2011 at 1:21 pm

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him:
> >> “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
> >>
> >>
> >> “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies
> >>
> >>
> >> “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
> >> sample
> >> and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it.
> >>
> >>
> >> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars – Alot cheaper than a doctor.”
> >>
> >>
> >> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
> >> Wal-Mart.
> >>
> >>
> >> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
> >> urine
> >> sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
> >>
> >>
> >> Ten 20seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
> >>
> >>
> >> “You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
> >> activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
> >> Wal-Mart.”
> >>
> >>
> >> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
> >> began
> >> wondering if the computer could be fooled.
> >>
> >>
> >> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
> >> his
> >> wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.
> >>
> >>
> >> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten
> >> dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
> >>
> >>
> >> The computer prints the following:
> >>
> >>
> >> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
> >> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
> >> (Aisle 7)
> >> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
> >> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
> >> 5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
> >> better!
> >>
> >>
> >> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
> >>
> >>

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can u get this?? i know the answer..do u??

  • Posted on May 10, 2011 at 7:23 am

once there was a teenage girl who wanted to go to a party..
her parents said “NO…we are going to the movies tonight”
the daughter was sooo mad..so she snuck out and went to the party..
she and her friends got drunk and then decided to drive to get some fast food…
when the daughter started driving..she said “i feel dizzy..i dont think i shoud be driving..”
so one of her friends took hold of the steering wheel..
they then got in an accident..
when the daughter later woke up in the hospital, the doctor told her that she only had a few minutes left to live because she was losing so much blood…
the daughter said…”how are my friends??”
the doctor responded “they are o.k…they just have some cuts and bruises”
the daughter then said..”how about the people that were in front of us..are they o.k.??”
the doctor said..”no..they died instantly”
“oh” said the daughter..feeling terrible about it..
“can i write something down real quick?”
the doctor handed her a piece of paper and a pen..
the letter said…
`dear mom and dad…i am sorry i disobeyed you..i love you and i hope you had a good time at the movies..where i should have been lastnight..love, your daughter`
as the daughter wrote down the last letter..she died..
the doctor took the note from her and crumpled it up and threw it away…

WHY?!??!
good job jasmin d.

the answer was that the people who were in the car infront of the daughter was her parents..they are now dead…the note was useless

probably..writing something used all her strength up..she could’ve lived longer..(most likely not much longer thought!!) =] thankss

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Are you ready for a funny joke? Let Me know what you think, thanks?

  • Posted on May 7, 2011 at 1:21 pm

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’

‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs $10 – A lot cheaper than a doctor. So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

‘You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks.

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart.’

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant, Twins, They aren’t yours, Get a lawyer.

5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ WalMart

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How can I divorce my husband if I don’t know where he is?

  • Posted on April 24, 2011 at 4:20 pm

He abandoned my daughter and I to pursue his meth use, so I left the state with my daughter to live with my family. Once I meet the state’s residency requirement of six months, how can I proceed with a divorce if I don’t know where he is in order to serve him with divorce papers?

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I need to know what is considered child abuse?

  • Posted on April 19, 2011 at 5:21 am

‘My boyfriend introduced you to a guy who was married but had another female companion living with them in which they share the same bed with and an 8 month old daughter who sees this sexual acts taken place along with the child’s father who smoke marijuana and heroin, he also has a photo studio set up in which he invites different women for sex and pornography..is that considered child endangerment and abuse? We suspect the other woman may be a sex offender, she was spotted touching the child a few times, when I tried talking to the mother about ti she told me to mind my business. I live in Rochester NY where cops don’t care and CPS is ran by humans services which isn’t considered competent Child services it is run by the same Office that does welfare assistance and you don;t need a degree in child care to do this type of work. What can I do?
Okay I live in Rochester,NY where CPS in not doing it’s job correctly. I have called for a woman who did not clean up her house there were moldy food containers on the floor her children smelled terribly she lived in a roached infested environment. Guess what? CPS did not do anything for those poor kids. They looked the other way. So I highly doubt they will do anything about this.I’m so scared I did send an email. I even sent pictures. The child looks healthy but the father was kicked out of college for fondling another student he tried groping my breast once. My boyfriend moved his hand away. People in this town are strange and cold and distant. It is always cloudy the crime rate is ridiculous here. I want to post a picture on here that to me looks disgusting it doesn’t look like fatherly love. http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/frankibus/unaturallookpeter.jpg

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Did you know wal mart has a diagnostic computer?

  • Posted on April 11, 2011 at 1:21 pm

Walmart Doctor

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Gary behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”

“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Gary replies

“There’s a diagnostic computer down at WalMart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars – A lot cheaper than a doctor.”

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to WalMart.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

“You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart..”

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results .

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Walmart

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I have a 4 year old grandchild, Zoe’, that I KNOW is being abused. What can I do? Can I get custody? PLEASE

  • Posted on March 31, 2011 at 5:20 pm

I love my son Jeff, more than life. 4 yrs ago he had a baby with a girl that ran off to New York to be a Stripper when Zoe’ was a few months old. Immediately, this 18-yr-old girl came out of nowhere. She and her mother are full blown narcassists. They have treated Zoe’, me and Jeff HORRIBLE. Recently, birthmom comes back, demands DNA test and of course Jeff is not Zoe’s biological father. Jeff’s dad is a well known child molester. Jeff and Natalie had a baby, didn’t want to be bothered with Zoe’ so she was sent to the pedaphile. Zoe’ stayed with her other grandmother, Carol. Carol’s 16 yr-old daughter on probabtion for meth, has been waking Zoe’ up in the night making Zoe’ suck her nipples and God only knows what else. This child is in severe trouble. Her mother Jessica has mentioned that her new husband wants to adopt Zoe’. This guy is bad news, I just know it. Zoe’ needs to be completely taken away from ALL of those people, including my beloved son. Please someone…help

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What would you do if you were in love with a drug addict? PLEASE HELP I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!?

  • Posted on March 28, 2011 at 5:20 am

I am completely in love with a drug addict. This guy has been using drugs for years. Every drug going. He’s been addicted to heroin and crack for 10 years.
He reckons he is clean and he tells me that he loves me. But i know that he doesn’t. He has another life at the weekends. He has a baby daughter who he goes to see and i recently found out that him and his daughters mom are together, Though he completly denies that to me. But he has even had a tatoo of her name done. He said its cause she’s the mother if his child. I know he lies to me about everything. He always asks me for money although he never has anyting to show for it!! He always seems to owe somebody.
I cannot say how much i love him. I want to help him. The things that he says to me makes my heart do somersaults, He says that he has never felt this way about anybody and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Then he’ll disappear and i won’t hear from him for days! I know i’m foolish but i love him. any advice?

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What would you do if you were in love with a drug addict? PLEASE HELP I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!?

  • Posted on March 27, 2011 at 7:23 am

I am completely in love with a drug addict. This guy has been using drugs for years. Every drug going. He’s been addicted to heroin and crack for 10 years.
He reckons he is clean and he tells me that he loves me. But i know that he doesn’t. He has another life at the weekends. He has a baby daughter who he goes to see and i recently found out that him and his daughters mom are together, Though he completly denies that to me. But he has even had a tatoo of her name done. He said its cause she’s the mother if his child. I know he lies to me about everything. He always asks me for money although he never has anyting to show for it!! He always seems to owe somebody.
I cannot say how much i love him. I want to help him. The things that he says to me makes my heart do somersaults, He says that he has never felt this way about anybody and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Then he’ll disappear and i won’t hear from him for days! I know i’m foolish but i love him. any advice?

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