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in regards to the last question I asked?

  • Posted on May 13, 2011 at 11:20 pm

First of all thankyou to those who answered my Question respectfully. People can judge me for simply asking a question!!!!!!! i have feelings too!! I have always felt it was wrong to watch porn just like someone can continue to do heroin although they don’t want to anymore and they know it is only hurting them!!! just because I used to do it and I don’t anymore and now I am hurt my husband still does it does not make me a hypocryt!!! Just because I disagree with something does not mean I am judging that person!!! I know that only God can Judge, and yes God did change my heart and no I do not watch porn anymore because I know( and always have known) that most women in the porn indistry have been emotionally and physically and sexually abused,on drugs raped, and deep deep in there hearts they go home and wonder if that is all they are worth and If you have children like I do you would understand that I would not want that to be my daughter!!! would you????

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Last one from me but i think i saved the best till last..???

  • Posted on April 16, 2011 at 1:21 pm

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,

“My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I’d better see a doctor.”

“Listen, don’t waste your time down at the surgery,” Mike replies.

“There’s a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong, and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds…..a lot quicker and better than a doctor”.

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: “You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks”.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pound, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And if you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better…

……..Thank you for shopping at Tesco.

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Friend coming to dinner (got really drunk last time)?

  • Posted on February 13, 2011 at 3:22 am

My friend (of many, many years), his wife and daughter are coming to our house for dinner next weekend. In the past, we have usually had a couple of glasses of wine with the meal and then, if his wife is driving home, follow it up with a couple of glasses of whisky as the night progresses.

For some reason which he has never explained (perhaps stress at work or worrying about something), the last time they came, he got really drunk. He was too unwell to travel home so the family had to spend the night at ours. The kids and our wives went to bed after which he was sick several times – including one time in bed (as he couldn’t get up quickly enough and once on the way to the bathroom when he didn’t quite make it). I had to help him wash as he wasn’t steady enough to use the shower on his own. He was sick down or soiled all his own clothes plus some nightwear and underwear that I lent him and eventually went to sleep naked on two plastic sheets we had kept from when the children were very small.

The next morning, as well as having no clothes to wear and feeling very ill, he was mortified at his behaviour. He took home and either cleaned or replaced everything that he had dirtied and returned the things to us accompanied by a letter of apology.

I have explained to him that, as far as I am concerned, there is nothing more to apologise for and that I would rather him do what he did at my house where he was safe rather than out on the town or away on a business trip when anything could have happened. His wife has confirmed to my wife that it hasn’t happened again since.

However, on the basis that I still don’t know if there was any underlying reason why he decided to have a blast, when they come next week do you think we should follow the usual routine or have water with the meal and coffee afterwards?

Would appreciate your thoughts.

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The last couple of days there has been a lot of attention to Sarah Palin family. What do you think?

  • Posted on October 21, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Here’s a little background on Sarah Palin…

She was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, third of four children of Sarah Heath, a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach. Her family moved to Alaska when she was an infant. As a child, she would sometimes go moose hunting with her father before school, and the family regularly ran 5K and 10K races.

Palin attended High School in Wasilla, Alaska, where she was the head of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes chapter at the school, and the point guard and captain of the school’s basketball team. She helped the team win the Alaska small-school basketball championship in 1982, hitting a critical free throw in the last seconds of the game, despite having an ankle stress fracture at the time. She earned the nickname “Sarah Barracuda” because of her intense play and was the leader of team prayer before games.

In 1984, Palin won the Miss Wasilla beauty contest (playing the flute), then finished second in the Miss Alaska pageant, at which she won a college scholarship and the Miss Congeniality award. She attended Hawaii Pacific College in Honolulu for a semester in 1982, majoring in Business Administration. She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho Colleg. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism, with a minor in political science. In 1988, she worked briefly as a sports reporter for an Anchorage, Alaska (KTUU-TV). She has also participated in her husband’s family commercial fishing business.

Palin served two terms on city council (1992-1996) and two as manor (1996-2002) of a small town, Wasilla Alaska. Then after running unsuccessful for Lieutenant governor (2002), she chaired the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, while serving as Ethics Supervisor of the commission (2003-2004). Then in 2006, she was elected governor Alaska, the first woman and youngest person to hold that office. She defeated an incumbent governor in the primary and former governor in the general election.

Okay, sure Sarah Palin has five children, and her seventeen-year-old daughter is pregnant daughter. Horrible, isn’t it? I’m sure that doesn’t happen much in modern America, let a lone the world.

But what would you think of a politician (married, with children) whose father made his fortune bootlegging, that while intoxicated, drove into a creek, then then disappeared while his lady friend died in his car? It’s hard to spell Chappaquiddick isn’t it? But I don’t want to too hard on good old Ted…

How another politician, an omitted (former) Cocaine user, with a close relationship to Bill Ayers (the leader of the Weather Underground Organization), who gave almost a million dollars to his cousin (Raila Uding) that is now in a Kenyan prison for election rigging, whose first major financial contributors was Antoin “Tony” Rezko (also in prison), and whose father was a polygamist-alcoholic. I don’t want to too hard on this guy either, but it’s hard to spell his (entire) name isn’t it?

I’m sure glad the national media is exposing all of political candidate’s dirty little secrets…

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How can I get my daughter to stop talking on the computer into the last hours of the night?

  • Posted on October 11, 2010 at 2:19 am

My daughter has been playing an interactive game name “Puzzle Pirates”. She plays for like hours talking to people all over the world. To me she is obcessed and addicted. When we talk to her about her she get reals defensive and says that these people are her friends. Any advice is welcome. My next step is taking her off the computer completely, due to the fact that she starts college here in 2 weeks. We want her to succeed, not be cut off from society.

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So if you use crack cocaine, it’s better if your last name is Bush?

  • Posted on September 27, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Noelle Bush, daughter of Jeb Bush, niece to George Bush, was found in possession of a rock of crack cocaine…while in drug rehabilitation.

She was sentenced to 10 days in jail.

The average sentence for crack possession in the US? 120 months (United States Sentencing Commission, 1999 Sourcebook of Federal Sentencing Statistics)

So, if you still think there isn’t a royalty in the USA, think again.

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Is this the last straw which will lead to the demise of the Western world. . .?

  • Posted on August 30, 2010 at 3:20 am

as we know it? As seen on TV, thousands of football fans “invading” Africa for the World Cup.
Binge drinking, out out of control, partying on, influenced by a society which has a population of 200 million, 45% of them having HIV.
Some of these fans will be importing this back home, and if you think this won’t matter, think again, it will go viral.
Parents, if you have sons and daughters over there, be concerned and make them aware.
Does anyone agree?

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my daughter was the cause of a car accident last night?

  • Posted on July 26, 2010 at 11:23 am

she was at fault, walking while intoxicated AGAIN, can she be charged , i guess some ppl were injured, im not sure just yet of all the details?

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My friend offered last evening to take my daughter to walmart for a job interview. he didnt show up?

  • Posted on July 25, 2010 at 4:06 pm

He must have been intoxicated and not realized he spoke with her and offered to take her to the interview. I would have offered her my car if I had known she was not going to be taken to her job interview. He said he dropped the ball and he was sorry. She has been hunting for a job ever since she graduated in May. She had a 2nd interview and missed it. Is there anything you can do when you dont show up for a job interview. I am so angry at him I could scream. How would you handle this?

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my daughter drinks enfamil with iron she used to get an upset stomache last week but now she just throws it up?

  • Posted on January 7, 2010 at 4:34 am

is she allergic?

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