Is your MOM addicted to drugs?Whats the saddest case you have seen? Here are my top 2 shows are
1. Christy the meth addict, alcoholic, numeoroligist & part time stripper who’s sister brought her food & she ate some like a wild animal then threw it all over the place & fought her outside 1/2 nude.
2. Antoine Nance the ex NBA player who had two beautiful daughters & ended up living on skid row & staying in seedy LA hotels with prostitues.
Whats yours?
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Mack says to Mike behind him, my elbow hurts terribly. I guess I better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer at the corner drugstore. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars… a heck of a lot cheaper than a doctor.”
So Mack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into a funnel and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Mack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, scraped some oil off the driveway and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Mack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her in to rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant…twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. Your Volvo needs repair.
6. And if you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
So I have never wrote to something like this. i dont know what all to say. I think i am looking for someone to explain to me or talk to me about this. So let me just say where i am from. I am 55 years old okay. i live in the inland empire of southern California. This is where i grew up. Im just what you would call your typical loser. I think every cop in victorville remembers me. or maybe they heard of me. In the 70s I was arrested so many times. Everytime I would get out of jail i would laugh at how stupid the cops are. They couldnt make nothing stick on me. i could sell quarter bags under there nose but get away with it. But in the 80s I did spend time for a bunch of stuff. My daughter was born and I never really got to know her. I didnt care because her mom was a looser like me. But let me tell you what happened. In 2005 my daughter had a baby and the hospital called me. They were going to put her in cps because my daughter testes positive for meth so they asked if I can take my grandaughter. I took her and my life is never been the same. once I held McKenzie she stoled my heart. everything about life is not the same. this is my life now forever. i never did shit again and told everyone who does shit to stay away from me. i love this girl with my heart. i used to feed her and change her and hold her. She stold my heart. nothing nothing nothing about life matters now. i got a job and my duaghter moved in with me. she has McKenzie in the day time and i have her at night. now McKenzie is 5 and she talks and plays and is in school. how can one person take tour heartt away like this. all I want in life is her. she is so everyhing to me that I never knew i could love someone like this. i am so sorry for all my life i wasted. all i want is to be a good person to her. do you guys understnad this?
So, I’ve been with my curent fiance for 6 yrs and we have a 2 yr old daughter together. I love him very much but it seems like as time goes by things get worse. He’s an alcoholic but has been sober for 4 months. However, he now constantly smokes that K2 stuff and talks about weed. His addictions have caused countless problems–lying and stealing being a big one. I’m the total opposite from him and sometimes feel like I’m moving towards making a better life for us while he’s stuck in this mentality of just doing anything he wants no matter the consequences. Any advice? Suggestions? I just don’t know how to let go of a relationship after so long…but I’m tired of everything and constantly being lied to. Thanks in advance
I am completely in love with a drug addict. This guy has been using drugs for years. Every drug going. He’s been addicted to heroin and crack for 10 years.
He reckons he is clean and he tells me that he loves me. But i know that he doesn’t. He has another life at the weekends. He has a baby daughter who he goes to see and i recently found out that him and his daughters mom are together, Though he completly denies that to me. But he has even had a tatoo of her name done. He said its cause she’s the mother if his child. I know he lies to me about everything. He always asks me for money although he never has anyting to show for it!! He always seems to owe somebody.
I cannot say how much i love him. I want to help him. The things that he says to me makes my heart do somersaults, He says that he has never felt this way about anybody and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Then he’ll disappear and i won’t hear from him for days! I know i’m foolish but i love him. any advice?
I am completely in love with a drug addict. This guy has been using drugs for years. Every drug going. He’s been addicted to heroin and crack for 10 years.
He reckons he is clean and he tells me that he loves me. But i know that he doesn’t. He has another life at the weekends. He has a baby daughter who he goes to see and i recently found out that him and his daughters mom are together, Though he completly denies that to me. But he has even had a tatoo of her name done. He said its cause she’s the mother if his child. I know he lies to me about everything. He always asks me for money although he never has anyting to show for it!! He always seems to owe somebody.
I cannot say how much i love him. I want to help him. The things that he says to me makes my heart do somersaults, He says that he has never felt this way about anybody and he wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Then he’ll disappear and i won’t hear from him for days! I know i’m foolish but i love him. any advice?
I’m a 32 year old single father raising my 11 year old daughter since my meth addict ex-girlfriend lost custody of her. I’m juggling a job as a dancer at a gay bar, studying for my master’s degree and taking care of my child. I’ve been known to fool around sexually with men but I consider myself predominantly heterosexual. For the past 8 months, I’ve been dating and having sex with a married couple, a woman named Julie and her husband Linus. They are in their upper forties but they look GREAT and they are very nice people. They are successful and accomplished. They have a beautiful home, dogs and a 20 year old son in Princeton. I met them on facebook and we met in person at my job when I danced for them.
I assumed that the Linus was a bisexual man with a very open-minded wife but its not that simple. I spent more and more time around them, especially Julie. She and I got close and fell in love and sometimes had sex even without Linus being there. She confided in me that her marriage was a lie because Linus came out to her as gay but they stayed together because he’s afraid to come out of the closet to his family and friends at nearly 50 years old and because Julie is still very much in love with him. Julie appreciated the affection and love I showed her that she was not getting from her husband. In fact, according to Julie, she only gets to have sex with Linus when the three of us are having threesomes!!
But lately, I feel that Julie is resenting me because Linus is being overly nice to me and she’s afraid that he might leave her for me. Now don’t mistake me, Linus is a good guy but I don’t look at men for anything beyond sex or friendship. I look for love with WOMEN ONLY. I’m deeply in love with Julie and I would love for her to be my wife and have a mother for my daughter. How can I convince her to leave her bogus marriage and let Linus find a MAN he can be happy with so she can start a real relationship with me?
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
“Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,”
Mike replies.
“There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do
about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a
doctor.”
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
“You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart.”
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples
from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!!
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
I don’t have time to watch all of the previous episodes, is there somewhere that I can just read quick summaries of each season? Or, is there a video that hits all the highlights that have happened in the show so far? Who died, who left, who betrayed, who came back, who came through, is his daughter still in the picture (Elisha Cuthbert), did he kick the drug addiction he was fighting, who is the president now, etc etc
My GF’s mom is an alcoholic. I’ll refer to her mom as It. lol. It denies that she’s an alcoholic all the time. It won’t let her daughter be with me even though her daughter has said that she loves me and wants to be with me. I have done so much for it’s daughter and I have helped it’s daughter. It’s problem is that it doesn’t want anything good for its daughter. It admitted that its daughter is actually happy with me and it is extremely clear if you look at all the pics we’ve taken and the times we’ve had. My GF hates pics, but when she’s with me she loves taking pics and she says she’s more comfy with me than with anyone else, and she loves the way I make her feel with my poems and all the other stuff I do. My GF and I really love each other, but her mom, regardless of how obvious it is that her daughter is in love, won’t let her be with me. It’s like she doesn’t want her daughter to do better than her. I have a very lucrative future ahead of me and her daughter does too, but we want to share our happiness with each other. What can i do to get an alcoholic to let me date her daughter?