So, Mike took him to a Diagnostic Computer that printed Joe’s problem exactly.
It printed
“You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water
Avoid heavy activity.
It will improve in two weeks”
Joe thought of fooling the computer so he mixed some tap water,a stool sample from his dog,urine samples from his wife and daughter,and a sperm sample for good measure and poured it into the machine. The machine printed these
1. Your tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm.Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit.Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant.Twins.They aren’t yours.Get a lawyer.
5. If you don’t stop playing with yourself,your elbow will never get better.
BYE – Imtiyaz G
